chronicfear:

basically if u can pull off a beard u can pull off my underwear

truuuuuuuue

(Source: bbcmartin)

Apr 238,184 notes
Wait for someone who keeps you sane, but also drives you crazy in all the right ways.

-(via themilkywhiteway)

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Apr 23110,641 notes
And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.

-(via hop3less-dream3r)

(Source: lntroductions)

Apr 2340,662 notes
A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart

-My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

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Apr 2388,716 notes